Undictionary:Qawarded
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Qaward is a verb the describes the act of awarding a prize or event to an undeserving receiving party based on the receipt of a large bribe. it is a portmanteau of Qatar and Award.
“We qaward the Fifa Worldcup to the nation of Qatar for its unwavering loyalty tot he principles of the French Revolution; Fraternity, Liberty and Equility ”
“We qaward Hamad international airport the distinction of being the finest airport in the world for its commitment to provide vaginal penetration to Australian Women of childbearing age when ever they want ... or not .”
“We qaward the prize for outstanding leader in the energy sector to Saad al Kaabi for running an exemplary workplace focused on meritocracy, innovation, transparency and a strong desire to explain to the world that cooling natural gas does in fact reduce global warming .”
“We qaward the second place in the race for safest country in the world to the king of Qatar for its unwavering commitment to workers rights, gay rights, gender equality and an unparalelled record in traffic law enforcement”
