Undictionary:Qawarded
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Qaward is a verb the describes the act of awarding a prize or event to an undeserving receiving party based on the receipt of a large bribe. it is a portmanteau of Qatar and Award.
“We qaward the Fifa Worldcup to the nation of Qatar for its unwavering loyalty tot he principles of the French Revolution; Fraternity, Liberty and Equility ”
“We qaward Hamad international airport the distinction of being the finest airport in the world for its commitment to provide vaginal penetration to Australian Women of childbearing age when ever they want ... or not .”
“We qaward the prize for outstanding leader in the energy sector to Saad al Kaabi for running an exemplary workplace focused on meritocracy, innovation, transparency and a strong desire to explain to the world that cooling natural gas does in fact reduce global warming .”
“We qaward the second place in the race for safest country in the world to the king of Qatar for its unwavering commitment to workers rights, gay rights, gender equality and an unparalelled record in traffic law enforcement”
“I qaward the Qing of Qater 5 seconds of physical contact with my divine body and will tolerate that weird male lingerie shawl thingy in recognition of his wise leadership, guidance and rational policies that gave us the world cup”
“I qaward Qatar the benefit of my positive opinion in recognition of their contribution to gay rights”
“I move for a vote to qaward the awesome nation of Qatar the status of absolutely fabulous friend of Europe and supplier of gas in perpetuity”
“We qaward Qatar a triple A rating because of their extensive confirmed gas reserves. We think confirmed reserves are much better than proven reserves”
