Uncyclopedia is the worst

Uncyclopedia. Junky junky junk

To everyone who will listen to me, Uncyclopedia is the worst! It is a total piece of junk. For example, it makes fun of India, China , America, and many other countries. World terrorists who create wreck and havoc are judged as world leaders! Celebreties such as Bob Saget are treated as dictators! What kind of junky junky junky junky junky junk is this?

I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA! I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA! I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA! I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA! I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA! HATEY HATEY HATE HATE HATE!!!!! UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A BUNCH OF POOPY!!!!

Just a poor imitation of Encyclopedia Dramatica!

What the hell is this? An egg? Who ever heard of a hollow potato? And puzzle pieces? Whose genius idea was that? That's so 1980s! (what a great decade) AMAZING craftmanship. Never Seen better Photoshops in any classrooms full of great artists.

And what the hell is that logo supposed to be - some sort of snake's egg? it looks great by the way. If it is supposed to look like Wikipedia's logo then it is way better than I imagined. and What the hell are these good featured pictures about. Not even Encyclopedia drmatica use proper photographs and have editing skils! Get photoshop you enclopedia morons! Microsoft paintbrush became xtinct years ago! And MR. T is still funny from years ago.

Dont even get me started on 'kitten huffing'- this is just the greatest of the great. It might have been bad if it was dogs but this is just plain old funny. What sort of example are we setting for kids reading?... a great one! Little mature think-they-are-smart children like me are going to grow up abusing poor little kittens and have warped senses of humor after reading this work of art! This so called HUMOR is more fun than watching Barney! AND I LOVE BARNEY! Just a load of funny jokes and good jokes that are so over used that they become more funny every time they are used.

The whole atmosphere is just warped and twisted. Useless Gobshite of the month? You are supposed to be rewarding good writing and general wikietiquette, not praising idiots (cough great people cough) who joke with other innocent users! If you ask me all the content on Uncyclopedia is great the way it is. Your hostility towards 'noobs' scares potential new idiots away, and keeps the good ones.... and I am surprised you have fewr than 5 billion members! sophisticated organisation! funny puns!

A load of nonsense

Anyone who thinks monkeys are funny is just mature. Or smart. Hilarius

Everything is just kool! incoherent madness such as AAAAAAAAA is treated as 'the pinnacle of literary excelence'. The winner of your poo lit surprize was just a freakin blog for Pete's sake! (what a great choice) People are alllowed to rant on about how much they hate the barmuda Triangle and YOU THINK IT IS FUNNY when it is. Scotland the birthplace of farting? Everyone knows it was Scotland! CRAPPY CRAPPY CRAP CRAP

It's amazing how you guys lack any sign of intelligence and are completely uncapable of constructing a cynical, sardonic phrase or caption.

Your so called 'News' page is terrible! Just 'reporting' on George Bush and monkeys invading embassies is NOT funny! How can you laugh at this? It sucks! HATE HATE HAT! Who edited all this? Some 12-year old on crack? Eighty year old chinese men in panties? I like old chinese men in panties because they come to my house and dance for me. Anyhow, not like the scientists who carfully craft each Wikipedia article. NOT cool! NOT COOL.

Oh and by the way, did you know that the founder of this wiki named Oscar Wilde is gay. If ya don't believe me just check out his biography! This is just homophobic, humor Nazi nonsense! And none of his quotes are real - just made up ones by some totl nincompoops with no sense of humor! JUN JUNK JUNK!

Racist Humor Nazis

How Encyclopedia has survived this long is completely beyond me. Why visit here when you can just go to Uncyclopediaand get the good stuff? At least people there have even a trace of a sense of humor! Encyclopedia is just junk junk junk.

To Encyclopedia: Why do you hate other wikis so much? Talk about racism within wikis! You portray the Average Uncyclopedia Dramatica user as an illiterate foolish yokel, when they are clearly much better than you. And what have you got against Jimbo Wales? Without him you wouldn't be here. You should be kissing his ass on a daily basis and thanking your lucky stars that he even allows you the honor of copying his site instead of suing the hell out of you.

If you want a good wiki, go to Unclyclopedia where thay at least know how to spell, AND form a funny article. Encyclopedia Dramitica is just a pale imitation of it! You are all humor nazis at Encyclopedia. At least Uncyclopedia is funny! everybody cares about Uncyclopedia because it is just funny funny stuff.

LIVE UNCYLOPEDIA! LIVELIVELIVE!

Reading anything on this site hurts my brain than my feelings. You guys are so genius I'm really not smart enough to write anymore...

A Trained Scientist Writes

I am a professional humerologist with a bullet-proof brain. After examining the contents of this "site" I must say that in my opinion it is dangerous, dribbling and probably Communist. I believe that this "site" will cause fine young men to expand in subversive directions. Fine young men, the flower of youth, will be turned into dribbling clowns who run around smashing up dustbins and kicking animals for no good reason. It is for this reason that I cannot recommend this site for approval to the National Council for the Safe Perusal of Jokes.

See also

• I hate Uncyclopedia - One of the few pages on this site that makes sense.
• Encyclopedia Dramatica
• Wikipedia

External Links

• Uncyclopedia Sucks
• Encyclopedia Dramatica - much better than this crap