Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/The Altair v1.2
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The Altair v1.2[edit source]
AldirTheKnight 23:13, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
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On behalf of PEE, I'd like to apologize for the seven-day lag in this review.
17:08, 17 July 2008 (UTC)Humour: | 3 | The main problem with this article is that I have absolutely no idea what it's about, and I think most people who browse to it will have that problem. I spent five minute Googling "Altair", and I kept coming up with stuff about stars and computer systems. Eventually I figured out that the article is about Assassin's Creed, but most people just aren't going to put in that degree of homework. I recommend cluing them in in the intro, or at least sticking a {{Wikipedia}} template that directs them to the page on Assassin's Creed.
Okay. Section-by-section:
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Concept: | 5 | This concept is on shaky ground. The idea of taking a character from a game that only a small minority of people have played, packaging him as a "consumer product," and putting him into real-life people's homes, has some promise. The main problem with the article is that it doesn't *actually* make any jokes about how he'd act in real-life people's homes. Rather, it just talks about how he acts in the video game. Why, for example, is the secretary a character from the game? Why is all the troubleshooting taken from absurd situations in the game? It could be a lot funnier to troubleshoot something like "My Altair won't fix the sink!" Combining the absurdities of fiction with the mundane nature of real life can be hilarious. Don't close that door for the article by making real life exactly as absurd as the fiction; when you do that, you lose out on a lot of opportunities. |
Prose and formatting: | 4 | The formatting is pretty iffy, too. Starting the article by plopping three pictures onto the right margin, with no apparent relation to the text that appears near them (and, indeed, since different people read at different resolutions, they'll appear in different places for different people), is not ideal formatting. There's a lot of unnecessary whitespace, and many of the sections are either too long or too short. The article just drops off at the end with no real conclusion or sense of finality, and there are no categories. There are red links near the beginning, and no links at all near the end. |
Images: | 4 | The pictures really don't improve the article. They're all pretty small and smashed up against the right margin. The first one doesn't seem relevant to anything; the third one is confusing (wait, is Kaxen a character from the video game, or a real life secretary - and if the answer is either one, why is she a cartoon, now?) The others are just pictures of Altair, which is boring. And the captions really don't contain any comedy at all. |
Miscellaneous: | 4 | Averaged via the average being obvious |
Final Score: | 20 | Well, now you've seen a review from someone who hasn't played Assassin's Creed. Maybe a player would have a different take on it; I don't know. You could put up another review request and ask for an AC player, but I suspect it would sit up here for a month. Overall, though, whether someone is familiar with the topic or not, it's pretty clear that this article needs a good deal more work. Good luck! |
Reviewer: | 17:56, 17 July 2008 (UTC) |