Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Sovereign State of the Seven Seas
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Sovereign State of the Seven Seas[edit source]
Rotating-Fortress 21:06, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
| Humour: | 3 | Some people say, "It's so bad it's good." I don't know what you can do with a very bad movie except writing a very bad review about it, and although it's nice that you tried and did something different, I am just not sure that you endeavor was entirely worthy of pursuing. Like the movie you are trying to allude to here, this article is pure bluff. I don't see any humor here; the humor simply does not exist. It's like the lines dividing the seven seas, the turtle underneath the flat Earth, the magical unicorns in heavens - it's just not there. And, really, we all know there are no lines dividing the seven seas. That's just not funny. |
| Concept: | 3 | I think it's rather deplorable in Jerry Bruckheimer's part to turn a two-bit story into a 2-hours-47-minutes atrocity. We don't need to remind ourselves that with an article, nor do we want to tell our children and grandchildren that we paid to see that bowl of offal refuse that smug-faced Bruckheimer called a "movie". If you want to do the world a favor, then, by all means, tell people not to pick up that dreaded DVD from the bargain bin. Don't make a spin out of what's already banal and contrived enough and turn it into a 2000-word marathon of waffles. Usually I can come up with alternative concepts to substitute ones that don't work, but, this time, just call me a failure. |
| Prose and formatting: | 3 | The giant infobox, the template at the top, the quote, the trivia... Everything gets into my nerves like no others can. I don't know what to make out of this, but, seriously, a chicken? |
| Images: | 5 | And the chicken stares... It stares... |
| Miscellaneous: | 3.5 | N/A |
| Final Score: | 17.5 | I am not trying to make fun of you, but if you really want to write something about a movie or anything relating to that matter, then, by all means, read something that has already been written by critics, such as this, or go and visit websites such as rottentomatoes.com or imdb.com. Trust me, that will help you a lot in your writing.
And, just a side note - I am just guessing you are trying to write something about Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, if you get my drift. |
| Reviewer: | JoeMonco 01:55, 2 June 2008 (UTC) | |