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Jennifer Hawkins

I based this article on someone I never heard of. It doesn't have any images yet.

Wi Account ki 06:41, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Humo(u)r:	2	Jennifer Hawkins, better known as "Miss Wardrobe Malfunction 2004" or "Miss Wardrobe Malfunction 2004", was the beauty queen that suffered wardrobe malfunction in 2004. Some people conclude there is no more to this Miss Wardrobe Malfunction 2004 than her wardrobe malfunction in 2004, and if you don't think you have better things to say about this obscure woman, neither do I. Given the next-to-zero expectation of this article, I still find it less amusing than it should be. At least, you could have mentioned her wardrobe malfunction in 2004 instead of Chuck Norris... Did I say "wardroble malfunction" again?
Concept:	2	One word, "Kate Moss". Do you know the difference between Kate Moss and Jennifer Hawking, I mean, Hawkins? Kate Moss does crack, Jennifer Hawkins does nothing. A quick check of her Wikipedia article reveals that the amount of limelight that she gets from the media is no more than the typical characters you see on Dancing with the Stars. Actually, she was on the Aussie Version of Dancing with the Stars! So there you have it - Jennifer Hawkins is your average B-list-of-the-B-list celebrity, and if you really want to write something funny about this... person, then by all means, good luck with that. However, there is no excuse for not even trying to write anything relating to the subject. This article is the work of pure laziness, and, you, my friend, are lazy.
Prose and Formatting:	3	Numbers with 2 bazillion digits = bad. Soviet Russia = bad. Chuck Norris = bad. [Insert Internet comedy cliche here] = bad. The formatting is OK, though.
Images:	0	No image = no marks. Simple as that.
Miscellaneous:		N/A
Final Score:	8.75	An uninteresting article on an equally uninteresting character. It would have been better if the author had spent a few minutes of his/her life doing a bit of research on the subject matter rather than copying and pasting the stuff from Uncyclopedia Compendium of Comedy Cliches, and that, I think, was a shame.
Reviewer:	JoeMonco 08:25, 9 June 2008 (UTC)