Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/September 5

MTV's Jersey Shore chronicles the lives of 8 Italian-Americans, and has become quite a national sensation. It first aired in December of 2009 and immediately garnered a lot of attention (mostly negative). The unorthodox nature of the show mixed with the disastrous critical reception it received, and topped with the mountains of pending lawsuits that have been filed apparently is a recipe for success. The show is overwhelmingly popular among the teenager demographic, which is the only demographic MTV has ever cared about.

A man can spend his entire life, from conception to his deathbed, watching the groundbreaking show on a continuous loop and still not understand what he was watching. It is that exact reason that a compilation of data has been collected, dissecting every moment of life on the set of Jersey Shore, in hopes of helping someone, somewhere, one day understand Jersey Shore. (Full article...)