Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/November 6

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Dick: Howdy folks, and welcome to another edition of the yearly Smirnoff Presidential Bar Brawl Classic! As always, I'm your host, Dick Willie Johnson, and I'm joined by my good friend, Bud "Lite" Bigmeat.

Bud: I gotta say, Dick, I'm very, very excited to see this brawl. I've been waiting to see Taft smash a chair over Kennedy's head. Last one alive/conscious wins.

SMASH

Dick: Nixon wastes no time and immediately hits Reagan over the head with a chair! Reagan is on the ground in severe pain, that's definitely a concussion if I've ever seen one, Bud. Washington with a right hook to the face of Grover Cleveland! Cleveland retaliates with a beer bottle to the head. Kennedy shoves Biden into Taft! Oh god, no! Taft slams Biden into a table! Obama hits Taft over the head with a chair, he's down! Here comes George W. Bush, stomping on the injured Reagan! (Full article...)

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