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I Wish You Could Be Christian But You're Gay is a Christmas song recorded by British glam rock band Wizzard. It was first released in December 1973 and – as with most Wizzard songs – was written and produced by the band's frontman Roy Wood, a right-wing Catholic preacher and homophobic firebrand.

Despite the song's controversial (some would say repugnant) message, it reached number four on the UK Singles Chart that year and is still enjoyed on British radio every Christmas. In Wood's own words, the song attempts to "address all those queers who think they can do the sign of the cross, offer you the sign of peace, and then go around sucking each other off". (Full article...)