Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/December 19

You, <insert name here> (???? – 2025) were born several years ago and now you are in Hell.

Hell Hell Hell.

You can whine and bitch about it, but it won't do any good. Because you are in Hell.

You at least want some questions answered?
Well, get used to suffering for eternity, sinner boy.

And that also goes for the smart bitch right there that just said "I'm not a boy". You're in Hell too, so be quiet.

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