Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/December 17

Saskatchewan is Canada's most boring province, with a boring rectangular shape, boring terrain, and boring weather.

The province takes its name from the impressive indigenous person Sasquatch, said to be a cousin of Bigfoot. Sasquatch, communicating only in grunts, neither ever asked for his name back nor even realized that someone had taken it. Modern Saskatchewan is the mecca to which all Sasquatch children aspire. Mothers tell stories of the wonders of Sasquatch, who also has a television show. Residents attend weekend lessons, wearing distinctive coats of lemur fur, to learn the exact provincial dance steps.

Saskatchewanese are notoriously hostile toward the rest of Canada, refusing to speak good French even though the nation is officially bilingual. When the Canadian union eventually fails, and British Columbia and Alberta beg the United States to annex them, Saskatchewan will instead choose affiliation with North Korea and possibly Vietnam. (Full article...)