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Judging[edit source]

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball[edit source]

Judgery by EMC[edit source]

  1. Devastating Aristocrats by Shabidoo - Extremely disturbing.
  2. The Aristocrats Any Speedrun by Cat the Colourful
  3. Unbooks: The Moth Joke by CandidToaster


Judgery by Y[edit source]

  1. The Moth Joke by CandidToaster
  1. Overall Humor: 9 Hilarious. This fits the joke well. I enjoyed reading it greatly. The end is the best part.
  2. Delivery of Humorous Elements: 10 The delivery is the best aspect of this article. The framing and settings work perfectly, and your personal style of humor rings out. The way you described the internal thoughts of the main moth enlightened the humor of the article.
  3. Use of Obscenity and Profanity: 8 I thought it was great mostly, but as the talent agent said, the sexual stuff could have gone on longer.
  4. Miscellaneous: 9 Formatting is overall pretty good. I like the cover, but I would have appreciated a more relevant image.
  5. Total: 36 Hilarious. Extremely good delivery, and it fits the joke well. Your personal style of humor works very well in this UnBook and I would gladly vote this as an FA.
  1. The Aristocrats Any% Speedrun by xXxCaTxXx (WR) by Cat the Colourful
  1. Overall Humor: 9 Great frame to the joke. You made it original and did it well!
  2. Delivery of Humorous Elements: 9 The scene describing the aftermath of the act was very well written.
  3. Use of Obscenity and Profanity: 8 I thought it was nice, but could have been expanded to the whole article.
  4. Miscellaneous: 9 Nice pics.
  5. Total: 35 Great job Cat.
  1. Shabidoo writing Devastating Aristocrats
  1. Overall Humor: 8
  2. Delivery of Humorous Elements: 9
  3. Use of Obscenity and Profanity: 9
  4. Miscellaneous: 8
  5. Total: 34

Judgery by Kakun[edit source]

1. Cat the Colourful writing The Aristocrats Any Speedrun

  • Awesome Cat, great concept of "business as usual" and the best asskicking of commercialism I've seen since South Park's "Crack Baby" episode. Well the fuck done. OH=10, DoHE=10, UoOaP=9, M=9, TOTAL=38

2. Shabidoo writing Devastating Aristocrats

  • Perfect Aristocrats joke, perhaps even better than So So's, except the punchline part. The other 2 articles knew how to do the punchline part much better. I guess you spent too much energy on the peehole sex. The article is easily top-3 Uncyc Aristocrats joke, well done Shabi. OH=9, DoHE=9, UoOaP=9, M=10, TOTAL=37

3. CandidToaster writing Unbooks: The Moth Joke

  • A really well-written mothfucking article, with a legendary punchline. The trick is making the joke cute, and CT really pulled it off. Great stuff. OH=9, DoHE=9, UoOaP=9, M=9, TOTAL=36



Best Bad Taste Article[edit source]

Judgery by EMC[edit source]

  1. Jeffrey Epstein by CandidToaster
  2. Melmac by Kakun
  3. Twelve little faggots by Shabidoo


Judgery by Y[edit source]

  1. CandidToaster writing Jeffrey Epstein - Awesome.
  2. Shabidoo writing Twelve Little Faggots
  3. Kakun writing Melmac

Judgery by Cat the Colourful[edit source]

1. CandidToaster writing Jeffrey Epstein

  • Definitely the article I was looking forward to the most due to its topical content, and you really did great justice to the memory of the loved Epstein. It was a really neat package and well-tied together conceptually - exactly the kind of material that featured articles consist of, and I do hope to see it in VFH after the competition. Several laughs out loud were had during the sections where you turned his history upside down, especially the suicide-section and its footnotes had me on the verge of tears. I don't think a better article about Epstein could even potentially exist, great job dude!

2. Shabidoo writing Twelve Little Faggots

  • Great and very detailed writing as always, and definitely the most graphic of the three entries, as expected from you as well, haha. The second chapter and how it played had me incredibly invested, it was the best homoerotic fanfiction of Manchester United players I ever had the pleasure of reading. Honestly, really romantic and sweet, I was rooting for both of them and almost wished the article to end on a happy note, but... it wouldn't be a Bad Taste-entry without some soul-crushing and highly detailed immoral twists. Maybe the eventual Hollywood-adaptation of this article will slightly alter the ending? Either way, the ending as it is was funny and gave hints of a potential sequel, possibly also getting adapted to film? I also loved the overall aesthetic you were going for picture-wise, something you apparently also did for your aristocrats-entry as well, a real joy to eye upon.

3. Kakun writing Melmac

  • This was a very unique and funny read, borderline insane yet extremely technical at times. The opening paragraph was like a roller coaster that just kept on descending deeper into insanity while breaking the 4th, 5th and 6th walls.. well all the walls you could think of, made me chuckle harder and harder as it went on. Then, suddenly, the observation bit hits you with its surgical precision, which made me really invested in how the world you convey works. It was a bit on the drier side admittedly and I had to re-read some of the sections over a few times, but that's also because I'm dumb. It was extremely well-written however, you really knew what you're on about and I love how super technical it was for a fictional planet. Bonus points for the funny nonsensical Gojira-reference and the inclusion of that 1349-album, I hadn't even noticed they had released new material just a couple of months ago!


The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery[edit source]

Judgery by EMC[edit source]

  1. The Aristocrats.jpg by Sannse
  2. Gisney-logo.jpg by The_Woodburninator
  3. GroomingSimpsonsShitpost.png by Kippy
  4. Uncyc meme.png by Cat_the_Colourful


Judgery by Y[edit source]

  1. Kippy and his image GroomingSimpsonsShitpost.png Hilarious and topical.
  2. Sannse and her image The Aristocrats.jpg Nice and excessilvely tasteless, like a regular Aristocrats joke.
  3. Cat the Colourful images Uncyc meme.png Shots fired
  4. The Woodburninator image Gisney-logo.jpg

Judgery by Shabidoo[edit source]

  1. The Woodburninator image Gisney-logo.jpg
    I'm not sure if you are trying to link disney to sexuality, porn or semen but for whatever reason it's there it is pretty helarious. I particularly like the effect of the gizz dripping down, subtley and not over doing it. The pools of gizz drips on the bottom were a nice touch. Definitely the best chopped image of the bunch, very well rendered with no defects or obvious flaws. Probably took a fair bit of work to pull it off
  2. Kippy and his image GroomingSimpsonsShitpost.png
    I'm really not sure what it's supposed to mean. If that bird has something to do with grooming or if it is a new meme. But its still helarious using a popular TV reference. While it's not the best chopping ever done it's still edited to some effect and I give you very good points for using a simpson font for the text below. Probably the best part of the image, the use of font and placing of the text
  3. Sannse and her image The Aristocrats.jpg
    I'm not entirely sure what you're doing here. Perhaps I'm just a retard from the 20th century just not with the times. In any case it is a cute idea. I'm sure it was a lot of work collaging all of these images together. I know it's really hard to place them all next to each other with good effect but in any case, you picked some pretty funny examples of celebrity icons and did a fairly reasonable job assembling them. The Ronald McDonald is a nice touch.
  4. Cat the Colourful images Uncyc meme.png
    Cat, while I like the concept, in fact if anything it was the best concept of the four, I just don't think you executed it well. I think you would have had a winner if you just took the sign of women protesting some grievance (especially if they were dressed up in some attention catching way) and just changed the text of only one of the signs. You don't need to photoshop in tons of texts in different fonts and colors. Often, less is more and just one sign saying "Aristocrat Jokes Hurt Society" on just one sign would have been pretty helarious. All the work would go into just getting the writing to look as authentic as possible. But in any case I give you very high marks for the concept of turning a protest image into an insensitive picture of social justice for uncyclopedia

2019 Archive[edit source]

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball[edit source]

JUDGES:

  1. EMC
  2. Y
  3. Kakun

CONCEPT:

The Aristocrats is often lauded as the world's dirtiest joke. But to seasoned purveyors of this joke, it is an opportunity to make the bizarre, grotesque and immoral become a platform for insane hilarity. As we enter this season of blessings-counts and humble pie, this platform seems all-too-perfect for the sick and twisted minds of Uncyclopedia. A beautiful expression of the first amendment in all her Norman Rockwellian glory.

In the contest, editors shall create a subpage in their Userspace solely devoted to their telling of the joke. Length, formatting and delivery are left discretion of the editor. Once the contest commences, a 3-person panel of judges shall elect one winner and two runner-ups.

RULES:

  1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
  2. While portions may overlap, any reproduction of another person's telling of the joke (be they regular people, fellow editors, or comedians such as those seen in The Aristocrats film) is grounds for instant disqualification.
  3. Out of fairness to all participants, users may NOT record audio versions of their work.
  4. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
  5. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

  1. Overall Humor – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
  2. Delivery of Humorous Elements – As the delivery of this joke shall be textual, judges shall decide this field based on their perception of the joke's delivery in this medium.
  3. Use of Obscenity and Profanity – Profanity, obscenity, debauchery and lewdness are inherent elements of The Aristocrat's. However, it is the clever utilization of these elements that determine their effectiveness in conveying the humor of the joke. As such, herein judges shall decide the effectiveness of this field.
  4. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

Top 3[edit source]

This Year's Articles[edit source]

Username Entry Comment
CandidToaster User:CandidToaster/UnBooks:The Moth Joke
Shabidoo User:Shabidoo/Devastating Aristocrats
Cat the Colourful User:Cat the Colourful/The Aristocrats Any% Speedrun by xXxCaTxXx (WR)

Best Bad Taste Article[edit source]

JUDGES:

  1. EMC
  2. Y
  3. Cat the Colourful

CONCEPT:

For articles of inappropriate or offensive subject matter, those deemed to be of "bad taste". Drawing upon many timeless classics, from the gentle subtleties of Holocaust Tycoon, the sensitivity of The Diary of Anne Frank or the information packed knowledge-base that is Anal Glands, this is your chance to join a select genre of quality humour.

RULES:

  1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
  2. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
  3. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

  1. Overall Humour – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
  2. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

Top 3[edit source]

This Year's Articles[edit source]

Username Entry Comment
Kakun User:Kakun/Melmac
CandidToaster User:CandidToaster/Jeffrey Epstein
Shabidoo User:Shabidoo/Twelve_little_faggots

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery[edit source]

QUALITY images only please!

JUDGES:

  1. EMC
  2. Y
  3. Shabidoo


CONCEPT:

This category is designed to highlight images that, although are painfully funny, inspire the viewer with the desire to spork out their eyes due to guilt and self loathing at finding them amusing. As with the other categories this is NOT about shock or gore images, it is primarily about well crafted imagery that may just happen to press the wrong buttons.

RULES:

  1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
  2. All pictures must be original to the author in some way, either 'chopped to some degree, done entirely by the author, or be otherwise edited in some meaningful way. Basically, don't steal other people's images. You've been warned.
  3. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
  4. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

  1. Overall Humour – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
  2. Quality - Just how well made IS the image?
  3. Cleverness - Points are awarded for creativity, for well thought out images.
  4. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.


Top 3[edit source]

This Year's Images[edit source]

Username Entry Comment
Cat the Colourful Uncyc meme.png I have strong faith in my hard work
Kippy GroomingSimpsonsShitpost.png "Mmmm, alvgjerd fresh." [1]
The Woodburninator Gisney-logo.jpg The Logo for the Walter Gisney Animation Studio and Corporation.
Sannse The Aristocrats.jpg Oh Mom...

Results[edit source]

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball[edit source]

Best Bad Taste Article[edit source]

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery[edit source]

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