UnVoyage:Treachery

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So, you want to go to Treachery? Well fortunately I've got Biden and Trump here to give you just an absolutely great tour of Hell's coldest layer, which despite its cold, is not the 51st State/Canada or MINI SODA!!!/Minnesota.

Actually Biden just dropped dead, so now you have to suffer through Trump.

General History

So...where do I begin with Treachery? This is where allll the voter frauderers don't go, but its where KAMALA went! Wait, she's alive...no no no, it's where BIDEN is right now! Yeah and you see, we need to Make Treachery Great Again because Biden is here! And Biden isn't alive, so that's tremendous news, absolutely tremendous. It's the best news. The greatest news ever. That's just about all there is about the history of Treachery, because thanks to Tim Walz, allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the Vatican is...uh...

How to:Arrive

You see, we need to Make Treachery Great Again somehow, you know. But there's of course some things you must do! The best things you must do, but I have the best things you must do. You might need some coats, like the one I wore on January 6th, which was very justified, okay? It was very justified and I pardoned all of them for no a reason. There are two ways to get in to Canada. You would have to...wait, we aren't talking about Canada. No, but to get there you see you've got to go and be a fentanyl man! But to go to Treachery you would need to either wither and die, or you can be a poet on Good Friday.

How to:Move it move it

Okay moving on from the poet bitch...you can only walk here on foot, just like the Mexicans do with the border. Now how do you walk around? Well its really hard! I don't even know how that Mexican poet could do it. Usually you'll slip up...you know that's...that's why the Europeans were...were carrying meth across the Atlantic and getting people on it! That's...that's really all there is.

Seeing, doing, and more

Well maybe you're a pussy and just won't make all the world and Hell great again. There's kind of stuff to do here.

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Ring 1: Caina (where all the murderers go)

Ahhh...Caina...its...its where all the...the murderers went! Where Al Capone maybe...maybe went...but...its barren and cold.

Ring 3: Ptolmea (where all the people that did stuff against their community go)

It's where all these...these...all this stupid drug dealers go...for...killing people! But it's barren and cold, like Greenland.

Ring 2: Antenora (where BIDEN IS!!!!!)

It's where BIDEN IS RIGHT NOW!!! I SEE HIS STUPID FACE IN THE ICE! Stupid commie...

Ring 4: Judecca

Uh...this...It's a bunch of ice. And I guess the devil is here.

do

There isn't anything to do. Unless you count laughing at SINNERS!!!