UnScripts:Hitler learns that Uncyclopedia has engaged in copyright infringement
Uncyclopedia has grown in the past six years. They've taken over their original servers and are currently undertaking a new project. We found their Foreign Office in Berlin and extracted 198 megabytes of Village Dump archives that could give us clues as to what the hell they're doing.
He hesitates to finish talking. KEITEL fills in for him.
Steiner and his men also found 384 pirated images and what appears to be a shitload of shock porn of your wife.
The officers exit, except Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf. The door shuts, and the CLICK it makes breaks the silence. Immediately, Hitler blushes, lifts his head, and violently picks up two pencils in his right hand.
Who the fuck are those "Uncyclopedians" to dare infringe my copyright?
They don't even have lives! And their former Chairman quit a long time ago. Since then, they've degraded into this shit I have to endure spam from EVERY GODDAMN DAY! Even SOPA wouldn't have prevented this! Their admins are just a bunch of contemptible, disloyal cowards....
They are cowards, pirates and failures!
My Führer, this is outrageous!
Their admins are the scum of the Internet!
Hitler throws the pencils on his desk. He gets up from his desk and starts pacing.
Not a shred of honour! They go around banning people. Years at a parody academy just to learn how to create terror in their citizens!
For years, they've neglected to prevent copyright violations! Fuck ChiefjusticeDS and his negligence!
Even their comrades at Wikipedia take copyright seriously! What I should have done... was liquidate their secret headquarters, as Bush did with those damn terrorists!
I never edited Uncyclopedia, and yet I have conquered the Internet all by myself. Pirates.... I didn't have any intellectual property rights from the very beginning! What a monstrous betrayal of the integrity of the Internet! But all those pirates will pay. I'll go and shut down Uncyclopedia. They shall drown in their own legal problems!
Don't worry, I heard Uncyclopedia will enforce a stricter copyright policy.
Order on the Web is lost.
But, gentlemen, if you believe I am going to let anarchy take over, you are seriously mistaken. I'd rather ban myself and Zombiebaron.
Do whatever you like.