UnReviews:Avatar: The Moovie I saw at the Weekend.
The Moovie I saw at the Weekend.
by billy thompson, age seven
At the weekend I went too see avatar. it was a realy cool film with lots of asplosions and stuf it was cool. the theeter went all dark and it was scary. I had popcorn with extra buter and it was realy nice mmmmm.
ok so this is wat happened in the moovie[edit | edit source]
well at first there was a man called Jake and he was dreaming and then he went into a drawer and set himself on fire which was cool. no i was joking the man's brother caught fire and he died but he was already dead that's what my dad said but i didn't understand. Then the man was floating but then he was in a wheelchair and he had this cool mask on.
Then jake the man went inside and there was this lady who is the same lady as the lady from holes and she said a lot of bad words!! my dad covered my ears becase he said "this is bad languige langauge'. So anyway this man sees this blue man and he gos to sleep and he turns into THE BLUE MAN! then he ate a fruit and met the mean lady but she was nice. then he went to sleep but i FORGOT about the other man. The other man was called norm and he was really weird and he turned into a blue man and also jake nearly fell over and i laughed for five minutes but then someone threw a drinks cup at me and told me to 'shut the heck up'. i think he said heck, it was a word with 'c' at the end anyway.
but then![edit | edit source]
they went into thejungle and there was this giant rino and then this lion and it was like RAWR. I was scared. but then! he got lost and went to sleep and a dog came over and it bit him and i was like aaaaaa and someone hit me with a drinks cup again and then threw their popcorn on me and my dad hit him on the head and he fell down it was so cool. So Anyway in the film this lady came over and she was blue and she did this magic stuff and then she started saying wierd stuff. my dad was staring at the lady and said he really liked the film. this lady got angry at jake and then the man woke up. then some other stuff happened and there was a big digger and all aaaaa and then this lady was caled natery and she was in love with jake. but i fell asleep after that.
sudenly[edit | edit source]
i woke up to a big boooooooooooooooooooom! and i looked up at the screen and A TREE WAS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was so fun. and there was another lady and she swore as well and flew away like neoooooow. then some more stuff happened and the lady from holes who was nice got shot and then she fell asleep and she was all wrapped up in a tree and she was like 'whee' and she went asleep. Then this nasty man with grey hair did some stuff and he was on a helicopter and the blue people shouted at jake and they nearly did this thing to him with a big thing made of metal. oh yeah and there was dragons and jake was on dragon and he jumped on this other one and then the blue men all sat down and they were all 'aaaa' and then the normal people wanted to set a tree on fire agen.
the realy long bit at the end[edit | edit source]
then at the end there were these space rocket heleycopters and they had these thingies and they were pushing them and then a man fell off the ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but he was blue so it was ok. then the lady who flew away blew up. it was cool. then at the end there was a man and he was a robot and he picked up jake and then he got hit with stuff and he died. then natery ran in and found normal jake and she was really really big and that was cool too. then he turned into a blue man and opened his eyes and it said AVATAR on the screen and i realised i peed myself and my dad yelled at me.. the man who hit me was smelly. then i felt happy but the film was confusing.
in the end.[edit | edit source]
it was cool.
Teacher's Marks[edit | edit source]
Billy, your report was very interesting. Unfortunately I was going to see Avatar this weekend and you told me the plot to it, you little spoiler-releasing bastard. Therefore, I am giving you a C-.
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