UnPoetia:Your "Eau aip Ods"

Poetry for people who hate poetry

Thorny bushes greet me

As I stand among your roses

With my heavy breaths I speedily wilt

Wilting, waiting; waiting and wilting

My soul cries out for your Eau aip Ods

The odor of Ods, your mother's sister's brother's cousin

Though you know me not, I know your lot

I breathe in and out, yearning in my sin

Yearning, wanting; wanting and yearning

My soul cries out for your fragile heart

The thorns, they play games
With my heart, hands, and phallus
They hurt me so
Bleeding, swearing; swearing and cursing
My soul cries out for your Eau aip Ods

I knew when you looked at me betwixt the doors of love

(Or maybe it was market, or some obscure dark alley)

As my knife gripped my hand and my hand gripped it back

I whiffed and I

FUCK! A thorn bit me! God damn fucking thing

I'll kill its whole family, and to its little friends the same!

Oh, my dear woman, as I yearn for your Eau

This fucking thorn does to me what I'd like to you: poke

My soul cries out for your Eau aip Ods

Oh dear, sweet whatsername, I surely can no longer resist

Though you lay with your husband, it's me you want to be with

I peer into your room, and OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!

GOD DAMN IT WOMAN, PUT THOSE THINGS BACK AND STOP THAT COOING!

Dear Lord, what a whore,

What an absolute skank

To think I'm yearning, wanting;

Wilting, waiting, as my soul cries for her Eau aip Ods.

Bitch led me on good, had me going for a while

She smiled at me on line, filled my throat with pure bile

She said "Is this your cabbage?" and it was then that I knew

I'd be with her forever, but it was ruined by YOU!

Yes I'm pointing to you, vague pronoun that I accuse

You took her away, and I'm just

Yearning, wanting; wanting and yearning

Wilting, waiting; waiting and wilting

My soul cries out for your Eau aip Ods

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