UnNews talk:Portugal's training methods exposed

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Look, I know you guys are upset, but take a deep breath, blame Rooney, and then remake this for Argentina. Those guys sure do know how to dive! --Donut, 17:14 July 8 (UTC)

Blame Rooney for what? The Portuguese being unsporting diving, cheating gets? --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 13:02, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

I know, I know[edit source]

I know England went out for no reason other than we played shit and Rooney probably should have been sent off. It's more a parody of how the gutter press and the drone army have made him a hate figure (like they did to Beckham in 98). Alan Shearer saying that he would condone Rooney for giving him a bit of rough treatment back at Man Utd was the tip of the iceberg. That aside, I've thought for a long while that Cristiano Ronaldo really is a twat.

Plus the diving board picture was funny and deserved a quick article.

--Billsheppard, 19:34 July 8 (UTC)