UnNews talk:Brain surgery turns Senator Johnson from Democrat to Republican

lol POV

lol lol! Drswiftus 11:54, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

How to turn a Republican into a Democrat with brain surgery

Very simple, just remove parts of the brain that control logic, reason, and critical thinking like the frontal lobe, just give them a lobotomy like the Scientologists give. Then hot wire what is left of the frontal lobe into the hypothalamus, so that the Republican can now think with emotions instead. Then do damage to the Amygdala so that fear does not function properly, but anger takes control and they can get angry at the Republicans for using logic and reason for their conspiracy plans, and then being unable to suppress their emotions, the Republican becomes a Democrat. They use compassion and other emotions for their thinking now, instead of a Republican that uses logic and reason and does not use emotions except for fear. But since the Republican had the Amygdala damaged and cannot use fear anymore, and now cannot suppress emotions and thinks with their emotions and now uses compassion, they are now a Democrat. Democrats have Emotional Intelligence, and Republicans have Strategic Intelligence, but both of them lack common sense, critical thinking, and a good set of morals and ethics. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:53, 17 December 2006 (UTC)