UnNews:WikiHow being sued by HowTo for plagiarism

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The ape is not happy with wikiHow.

29 June 2021

Look's like wikiHow's cumming idiots are being sued by HowTo for plagiarizing us badly, the court meeting was today, and the judge found the owners of wikiHow GUILTY AS FUCK for over 50 counts of plagarisimo, murder and saying the n word in public, among other sins. The owners are being sentenced to death and OVER 9000 years in prison, we would like to show you their cell, but the guards won't let us, they told us that the cell is rather large, but it only has a bed, a toilet, a sink and a super revealing shower. all where people can see their tits, vagina and then make them throw up.

The judge even told us that they are going to be executed by being pushed into a meat grinder, the room has a HowTo wallpaper, then cum for the very last time. Showing how superior HowTo is over wikiHow. The whole world is celebrating that wikiHow is dead.

They also told us that wikiHow will be shut down tomorrow, the owners will also be executed tomorrow and anyone who tries to archive wikiHow will be killed by being shot. We laughed so hard we cummed everywhere, even in our pussy. Wait a minute, doesn't cum c(um)ome out of the pussy? Oh well...

Massive update: The owners of wikiHow have been executed by being pushed into a meat grinder. There's a bullet in their head, they are now dead! (hay look! A rhyme!). No funeral was held for obvious reasons and they were buried in a shit pickle grave labeled "Founders of wikiHow, Wii will not miss them." Their last words were marked as "Eww, HowTo, fuck HowTo. wikiHow ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlllzzzz (earrape loud scream)......"