UnNews:University of Moccasinia is lonely
Sunday, March 16, 2025
MUOHKASEN, MOCCASINIA -- You might know what the University of Moccasinia is, something that is the unthinkable. Well, check the admission page, a teacher and that is it.
The Invisible Llama, the mascot of the University of Moccasinia said "We need students. Who can we add to the invitations?"
Maybe <insert name here> needs an invitation. Can you help the University of Moccasinia get better and enroll. A lot of complains by users say that this is not real information. This is between a drama battle. Suddenly, nobody wanted to join in the past 3 hours. Yes. No One. Why.
Yes. We need students. Why? Because an assignment is going to be due at midnight on the 19th. Very dumb, but good. We need help from every Uncyclopedian. Students should join it for real. If no, wrong. Join it. It will be super helpful is everyone joined.
I sat and pondered on the stairs about how we can get students
But Wait![edit | edit source]
ChatGPT will join
You've been Invited to Moccasinia's University[edit source]
If a yes, Please sign your name in the Students area of University of Moccasinia/Admissions, you will also receive assignments.
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