UnNews:U.S government confirms Kermit the Frog to be behind U.F.O hoax
Wednesday, August 23rd, 2023
On the 22th of August, the U.S military and NASA confirmed that Kermit the Frog was behind the U.F.O hoax alongside Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear and Gonzo. The three Muppets will face a court trial with the infamous Judge Judy this Friday at 3.00pm EST.
As per usual, the government rejected the other narrative of all the eyewitness accounts of actual aliens and U.F.O videos. "We can do whatever, we're the bloody government", U.S Pentagon official Boe Jiden declares. "We also reject the footage as that would tarnish our reputation that we dearly hold. Along with us, other such news corporations have also gone with this ludicrous story as always."
"We need more funding from the government to add better security and better protection for these soughts of crimes", claimed chief constable Greg Nordin during an interview. The Pentagon has yet to respond to this statement, as with most statements put forward.
The U.F.O hoax and U.F.O studies started back in 2019, when the Pentagon decided to actually listen to the public on a matter long awaited, but not really saying much. Then again on the 26th of July, 2023, we saw former intelligence officer David Grusch and a bunch of old people take the hypothesized existence of aliens as gospel, but no one really cared for some retarted reason, like the big news corporations blocking it out, as that would ruin whatever reputation they might of ever thought they held.