UnNews:The newsless streak is over; suck it Uncyclopedia

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13 July 2008

Uncyclopedia, THE INTERNET: After a day without UnNews articles, Uncyclopedia collectively groaned as an UnNews article was drafted today solely and for no other reason than to combat this trend. This is that UnNews article.

I WIN.

The Uncyclopedia administrator, Cabal Grand High ArchWizard, and creator of this article TheLedBalloon took some time to speak with Grand High ArchUnNews Reporter TheLedBalloon about the UnNews. "It really is a big day for me," said Mr. Balloon. "I'm finally making a difference, you know? I think we all want to go out and make a difference in life, to be someone that makes an impact on someone else's life. Some people try to make a negative impact, like serial killers that only go after the handicapped. People like me, on the other hand, are out to make a positive impact, like crippled human population control and gene pool defect removal specialists. They're the unsung heroes of our society, and I only hope that today I've done them justice."

Sources

• Uncyclopedia "Uncyclopedians Cope with Newsless Day" Wikia, July 13, 2008