UnNews:Russia declares Venus as a Russian Planet

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Saturday, September 19, 2020

Russian claims Venus as a Russian planet!

Lizardpeople were detected on Venus. Putin makes claim that Venus is a Russian planet with communist not Nazi alien lizardpeople live. Makes claim to entire planet. Will send tanks to protect Venus from any foreign invaders. CLaims Venus is easier to colonize than Mars and is closer to Earth. Climate Change is making Earth more like Venus so Lizardpeople can live here in Russia as Russian citizens.

Mark Zuckerburg one of the Lizardpeople claims to be communist and from Venus and that Facebook is Russian as well.

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