UnNews:Poo' Boy: Larry flew away after Elon had paid 44 billions for the bird
Saturday, October 29, 2022
Looser of the day: Yesterday Elon Musk transferred 44 billion Dollars to the former owners of the world's largest bird cage. Happily he inspected it, giving some water to drink and some corn to eat to its inhabitant, the bird Larry. Obviously Musk forgot to shut the bird's dwelling afterwards. Today, as he wanted to bring another meal to his dicky bird it simply wasn't there anymore. Nowhere to be found. Lost in Universe.
No problem for Elon Musk: His next investition will be the purchase of the universe. That way he'll get it back, the bird, even if it is lost in space now.
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- Johannes Drosdowsky "Elon Musk has bought Twitter" Tageszeitung, October 28, 2022