UnNews:Nothing to do with oil, nosiree...
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30 August 2009
The British Government, with the support of the Obama set, is officially demanding back the convicted bomber al McGrath. He was released for alleged compassionate reasons on grounds of terminal illness.
Mr. Brown, the UK PM OMG, said in a press release:
| “ | He actually doesn't have cancer at all, so compassion isn't needed. The compassion is needed by the nerds who mixed up the samples, and will now face an inquiry with American participation (by way of extradition to an unknown destination - well, they should have got it right). We also categorically didn't do an oil deal with that country. And it wasn't my predecessor, Tony, who did it. Or rather, didn't do it. In the desert. Hmmm.
Actually, we really want him to come back to be able to clear his name: we all know there was a lot of doubt about his guilt, he says so himself. Well then, let him come back to complete the appeal process which he had begun. Everybody has the right to be locked up again just to get free in an uncontroversial way. We are strong on rights, so let us lock him up again. Ummmm.... |
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The American Government, and Mr. Obama, are delighted, and are preparing a consignment of dollars to reward this initiative to go on hurting anyone, anyone, who ever even thought of hurting an American citizen, God bless them one and all.