UnNews:Mr. Beast actually professional fraudster
Sunday, July 28, 2024
Yes. You heard that right. Jimmy Donaldson, also known as Mr. Beast, is no better than Jake Paul or RiceGum. Turns out all of those free giveaways were actually just poorly-run scams. To be fair, the proof was there all along, it's just that many people were naïve enough to believe a popular YouTuber could go a day without touching or exploiting little kids.
Many of his actions were heavily criticized, especially that one time when he got little kids to clean the shelves of the Walmarts where he was selling his Feastables's brand. Despite that, many Chinese companies, especially Temu, have given Jimmy an award for that time, claiming that it would introduce an era where child labor was not only accepted, but preferred.
In other news, one of Mr. Beast's friends, Ava Kris Tyson, had decided to do a Drake move and send messages to little kids. She's being fired, meaning that Jimmy is free to unleash his hillbilly roots and go Republican. With this, prepare for many kids to flood the ballots on Election Day with poorly scribbled votes for Trump and become future transphobes. Additionally, Jimmy's planning a new video, $1 vs $1,000,000 Assassin, to eliminate any criticizers.
Sources[edit | edit source]
- Mr. Beast Whistleblower "I Worked For MrBeast, He's A Fraud" YouTube, July 24, 2024
- Favour Adegoke "YouTuber MrBeast Cuts Ties With Trans Co-host Ava Kris Tyson Over 'Grooming' Allegations" Yahoo News, July 25, 2024