UnNews:Kevin Sama not guilty of his warcrimes!
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Sunday, March 21, 2021
Popular gamer and war criminal Kevin Sama has been declared innocent after some people said "He's innocent ".
Kevin Sama (born on the 20th of April 1969) served in Iraq for 5 years prior to being taken to trial for shooting hundreds of civilians. "I didn't know that the Geneva Convention existed. General Obvious never taught us about it," Kevin said in an interview. As a result, General Obvious was taken to trial, and was sentenced to 20 years in a Gulag.
The judge was not convinced, and was about to hit his desk with a sledgehammer when a random citizen named "ScoraX" and some more random dudes entered, and they said, "Say he's innocent or lose your job!".
The judge jumped, and his sledgehammer on his skull and broke it, so the now-dead judge declared Kevin innocent.
After this genius defense at the trial, all people claiming that he shot random civilians were sent to Gulags mysteriously vanished.
"Wait, are you guys civilians?" asked Kevin during an interview, after that question our reporters have disappeared.
When former US President Barack Obama was asked about the situation, he simply responded with, "This is a certified bruh moment".