UnNews:GD creator postpones 2.3 again.
Thursday, October 16, 2025
Robert Nicholas Christian Topala, the creator of Geometry Dash said that he is postponing Geometry Dash update 2.3 yet again, which is actually just the 13th update of the game not including the minor updates which are still NOT finished for Geometry Dash 2.2. The creator of the game said himself that 2.3 would come out only six months after 2.2, the update that took 7 years to make but 2.21 still has not come out yet. Who knows what Robert Topala is doing.
“Geometry Dash is a passion, not a job, so SHUT UP ABOUT 2.3 ALREADY!”
Interview with Robert Nicholas Christian Topala[edit | edit source]
To make this report as up to date as possible, I was sent to Robert Topala's home in Sweden, armed with two shotguns and a pistol (don't ask how UnNews got their hands on Robert's home address, because I don't know either.) I rang the doorbell to distract him and snuck into his home through a window. When he turned around, I was ready to start the interview.
"Would you mind an interview?"
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE"
I take a big sack I had with me, open it up, and it has MONEY inside. Pure gold bars and stuff.
"For this?"
"Okay, sure."
"WHY IS 2.21 TAKING SO GODDAMN LONG?!!"
"There are so many bugs to fix and I have to remake an entire level."
"Are you sure you didn't just spend all that time in the gym."
"No."
"Really?"
"I could rip you to pieces."
"Okay...different topic. Where are you getting your money from?"
"Twelve trillion people already asked me that. Geometry Dash Lite."
"How?"
"It's so OBVIOUS! Ad revenue and iPad kids who don't have the actual game."
"And why---"
"And the people who keep finding out ways to exploit the subgames to access newer updates."
"And why is 2.21 taking 4 times as long as 2.3 was supposed to take?"
"Geometry Dash is like a passion, not a job, so SHUT UP ABOUT IT AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!"
I bolted.
Sources[edit | edit source]
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