UnNews:Censorship takes over America
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7 August 2007
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CensorShip-- Today reports from an Advisible Idiot Who goes by the name AAAAAAA! unidentified source. Reports that Censorship is a piece of shit that should just be deleted and is by no means good for Americans. Local broadcaster Jerry Springer says. "Why I love to strangle and kick the guy who made censorship because it made my show give up on ever being way more interesting!" Congress, which has just acquired a new chair, an Xbox 360, a black member, a janitor who isn't Mexican, and results showing Americans are more than happy to get rid of censorship and just get it over with censorship. No Thanks to censorship, America Will be renamed to A LOTTA FREE SPEECH AND MONEY!!!!
Musical artists such as Tupac, Akon, 50 Cent, Gwen Stefani, Mr. T, that random rapper I saw across the street the other day, Mexican singers and pop artists don't care if they can't sing about anything, because censorship is absolutely not stopping them from cursing in the rest of their songs.
Apparently, the internet community is currently being bombarded with censorship, leading to everyone on the internet being extremely unhappy.
The next improvement to be addressed is passage of the new and improved Fairness Doctrine requiring equal time be given on public airways to every side of all controversial issues, thus neutralizing "conservative" talk radio, and giving the advantage of the always-fair and unbiased television news programs.
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- Chuck Norris "[ Censorship Sucks And How I Kicked It Ass! BITCH!]" Hii Ya! Publishing, June 13, 1993 (Hey that's my house number!)
- Spryte Wildel "[ I Can Say Whatever I Want To]" Dick And Dyke Anti-Hetrosexual Publishing, Tuesday 99, 1963