UnNews:Bradford and Bingley goes tits up
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28 September 2008
LONDON, United Kingdom - In yet more absolutely great news for British prime minister Gordon Brown, the well known bowler hat wearing criminal duo Bradford and Bingley were arrested yesterday while attempting to steal vast amounts of money from the general public. Their seedy plan involved lending the poor a huge stack of cash they had no hope of ever repaying, thus making more money than they gave out. But fear not, because their dastardly deeds were thwarted yet again by the brave Bobbies of New Scotland Yard!
The duo had nothing to say about their unspeakable acts, nor do we know how the poor will ever be able to recover from this..but who cares! We won!
As a special treat there will be a special edition box of the nation's favorite cereal, Credit Crunch, released, celebrating a great victory over crime for our glorious leader.
With yet another wanted crimial behind bars, the hard working cops now draw their attention to the next neer-do-well. Wanted fugitive Abbey National is known to have gone into hiding, and mysterious conman Ocean Finance is missing assumed dead, as his adverts are no longer plaguing Sky Plus advert breaks.