Zork 3

Fire thermolightcannon!	Score: ?	Moves: 47
> FIRE THERMOLIGHTCANNON!!! You fire your newly-found thermolightcannon at the Ur-Grue in a fit of over-enthusiasm. The Ur-Grue is hit for 60000000000000000000000000 damage. It has 499940000000000000000000000000/500000000000000000000000000000 HP left. > ..... wtf... The Ur-Grue scratches its tummy. Cast "Scan Target" (20 MSP) Summon Religious Zealot (800 MSP) Summon Bob Dole (1200 MSP) Cast "Blinding Flash" (200 MSP) Fire thermolightcannon again Shoot Ur-Grue with Shotgun Cast "Avada Kedavra" (1500 MSP) Fire Kitten Launcher Bring together original members of your team during the Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of the End Fire the Hell out of Here! Slash the Ur-Grue with ye sword! Use extreme sarcasm! Comma Attack!!! Examine Ur-Grue Summon army of grues (1000 MSP) Run straight at the Ur-Grue shouting "Die n00b!" Get Ur-Grue