Zork

Kitten Launch Detected...	Score: -3628746527456275627562675	Moves: 47
> Fire Kitten Launcher!! You don't have a Kitten Launcher! > Whatever, get a Kitten Launcher!! Where? > From a gun shop!! WOW, HOW AMAZING! They really sell Kitten Launchers here! But how will you pay? > With the Anti-Gruebot! OK. Now, what about ammo? > Look! A kitten huffer! You steal a Kitten from the kitten huffer, stuff it in your launcher and pull the trigger just before the Ur-Grue tears you into pieces... BOOOM!!!! The sheer ass-raping pwnage of the Mobile Kitten Launcher Mk III causes a 1000 gigaton nuclear explosion, instantly 'vaporizing' the Ur-Grue and permanently knocking Earth out of its orbit! Bother about the consequences!!! YOU WIN!!! > Oh really? This must be a trap! Oh yes, it is! The Ur-Grue rises, bloody and battered, from the ashes of the explosion and roars angrily! What would you want to do? Fire another Kitten!!! Summon Death Star (100 MSP)!!! Shoot Kitten at the moon!!! Do Nothing Summon the ultimate party!!! Fire ThermolightCannon!!!