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 Kitten Launch Detected:Take 2 Score: 9574394874 Moves: 49


> Fire Kitten at moon

You fire the Kitten at the moon!

There is an absolutely gigantic explosion, and the moon shatters into rubble, destroying several US military spy satellites.

OH NO!! The explosion has awakened an ancient, indestructible alien grue hibernating on the moon, and its out for your blood!

Do I need to say anything more?


*** You are... GOING GOING GONG!***


Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR):