Zork 3

YOU WIN ... AS IF!	Score: Friggin'High	Moves: 49
> Fire the Kitten Launcher again!!!! It hit the Ur-Grue, and the sheer force of the 1000 gigaton kitten liberates the Ur-Grue from the mortal plane of existence. > Wait! What does that mean? It means you killed the Ur-Grue, dumbass! Are you too stupid to even comprehend that? > That means I win, right? No, no, no! The planet-cracking might of the Kitten Launch has shattered Earth into a quadrillion microscopic fragments! You die in the cataclysm!!! > Boo hoo... I died yet again... Don't be too upset. You killed the Ur-Grue, and managed to destroy Earth before the Vogons or the Empire got at it. That's as close as you can get to winning around here. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit