Zork 3

Fire lightcannon	Score: -2387423797450273408	Moves: 47
> Fire lightcannon! You take 2 turns to charge your lightcannon. However, the Ur-Grue takes 3 turns gloating about his final victory. > Fire!!! You fire the lightcannon, and it......... .....does absolutely nothing. > What??? This new Ur-Grue is resistant to lightcannons. > inventory 100 heat-seeking missiles 5 minutes of laser power 4 flash bombs Four 500-kilowatt searchlights (5 minutes of use) 10 nest-destroying bombs that for some reason can't be used on anything else 30 minutes' worth of coolant One rear-mounted awesome-powered light cannon 100 Nukes Elven Elfin Sword of Great Antiquity A crowbar That poor kid's keychain A pot of gold A beautiful painting A stolic (?) A pair of bolt-cutters The Platinum Utility Ladder Soiled Pants (being worn) Sunglasses (being worn) Anti-Gruebot (being used) The Gruesome book of Grues A flashlight with batteries Sapphire Bracelet A Brass Bauble The Solid Gold Coffin A can of compressed air A stick of gum A batch of grumblecakes Half of a grilled cheese sandwich > I stuff everything I have into the lightcannon! Are you sure? > YES! Okay... You stuff your heat seeking missiles, nukes, and a whole lot of other things that I don't want to list- > I STUFF IN MY PANTS! -and it becomes a Thermolightcannon! > Wow! I thought I was going to die! Don't tempt me. Fire Thermolightcannon Slash the Ur-Grue with ye sword! Fire the Hell out of Here! Shoot Ur-Grue with Shotgun Use extreme sarcasm Rape Ur-Grue Hug Ur-Grue Kiss Ur-Grue