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| A dark cove (with brown rocks)
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Score: 17
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Moves: 80
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> push the button
The door closes shut at the xenomorphs, grues and eurgs, thus trapping them. The bomb is almost lit.
> see fuse
───────────────────────────X
> wait...
──────────────────X
> wait more...
──────────────X
> wait even more...
──────────X
> uh...
─────X
> Almost!
──X
> SO CLOSE!
─X
 > Oh noooooo!
—X
> huh? thinning?
-X
 > Urrrr?
BOOM!!!
*flame roars*
The Garage door flies and everyone is dead! WOW! You killed 6 Grues, 4 Eurgs and 2 Xenomorphs! Now you are safe.
> walk to the path leading
But not for long. Litterly, the killed grues, eurgs and xenomorphs were replaced by 10 Xenomorphs!
But before you find 9 Ө explosive ThickPills! And 2 Xenomorphs carry a gunpowder barrel.
> hurl all 9 Ө to the xenomorphs
Smart move. You aimed at the gunpowder barrels, and 40 more Xenomorphs come! The pills hit the barrels!
BOOM!!!
BANG!!!
SWOOSH!!!
CRUSH!!!
OMG, EVERYBODY DIES!!!!
*** clap, clap, clap ***
“Well done, young one.”, cheers a old Japanese man, who poped out of nowhere. “You have killed a whooping of 52 Xenomorphs, along with a dozen of Domo-kuns. You should be proud...” Then he disappears.
> Who the heck was he?
Now where? 4chan? death page? Genomorph area?
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