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 The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of The End Score: ? Moves: ?


> I become Chuck Norris!

Really? Oh. Okay. You become Chuck Norris, and since neither of you can lose or even fail to win, the Universe is imploded (see Chuck Norris/Paradox).


When you awaken, you are in a square room with doors to the north, west and south. There is a Grue in the corner.


> Oh, no. Not again.

Oh yes!

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