UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/trapsign

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You enter the tourist trap and find yourself back in Ojai. You fall asleep.

𝕄𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕃𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣
The shack.

Since you were a child, you had always heard of this place. Somewhere northwest of the cinematic place of Los Angeles, in the hellish realm known as California; somewhere in a never-heard-of place known as Ventura County; there laid a legendary town that only the bravest ones could dare to visit: Ojai. As much as you had heard of this place, you had never the chance to visit it and see for yourself how true those legends were. However, for better of for worse, that has changed now.

You’ve woken up in a dark shack at night. You don't remember how you got here. The whirrs and buzzes of Mechasin echo in the dark. You thankfully didn't have any kind of further memory loss, as you clearly remember that your name is John; but you do have a black spot in your memory where the last hours of your life should have been stored. You don't know either where this shack can be -or, at least, you didn't until you saw a big sign barely illuminated that said, Welcome to Ojai. "Didn't I just finish this?" you think to yourself

You only have one thing sure: You must:

Escape

From
Ojai