UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/moccasaberVSlightsaber!!!deflectlightsaber

A long time ago in a galaxy far,
far away...

Having been manufactured by a god, your moccasaber is surprisingly potent. Vader freaks the fuck out when he realizes that you can block his menacing weapon with this seemingly ordinary leather.

But you're not nearly as strong as Vader; all he'd have to do to kill you is to choke you with the Force.

You may:

• Attempt to wake up from the nightmare
• Jump away from Vader, then charge at him like you have a spear
• Try to use the Force yourself