UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/moccasaberVSlightsaber!!!PointyStab
You jump back and pierce a hole in Vader's armor. The ways of the Jedi still remain strong with him long after he turned to the dark side, so upon being stabbed, he simply vanished, leaving his helmet and robes on the floor.
You celebrate your victory over Vader, only for a the Great God Mokkááwŝen's voice to bombard your ears and fill every corner of your mind with his warnings.
"Thou mayst have struck down Lord Vader, but now thou shalt be as him, a savage killing machine, one with the dark side. And Palpatine will be pleased, for now is a great opportinity for him to take thee as his pawn... an excellent tool shalt thou be for him."
"Now shall the Earth lose her greatest defender, John, to the evil forces which reside upon worlds that lie yonder. And yet, on this darkest day of humanity's existence, John leapeth and celebrateth, all merry and joyful? Truly a simpleton art thou. Not a hero, but a zero. And for that......."
You've been mocca-smitten!
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