UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/moccasaberVSlightsaber!!!WakeUp
You slap yourself in the face to wake yourself up, whilst yelling: "THIS IS JUST A DREAM! THIS ISN'T REAL!"
Lord Vader falls on the floor laughing.
*loud, deep breathing*
"You fool. I find your lack of awareness to your nearest vicinity disturbing. There is a camera in my helmet, and I'm videotaping you right now. I'm about to send this video of you acting like a retard to the Emperor. And sure he will laugh. And then I'll send it to America's Funniest Home Videos."
Suddenly, a hologram of Emperor Palpatine appears in front of you.
Emperor: "Anakin, I am unimpressed by your sense of humor. Needs more electrocution and guts flying everywhere."
Vader: *loud, deep breathing* "I will try my best, M-M-Master."
Vader then uses the Force to blow you to bloody bits.
Yeah, totally a dream. Definitely a fucking dream. You may have felt the pain inflicted by Vader, you may be a pile of guts and shredded bone, but this can't be real. Can't. Not one bit.
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