UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/castlevein

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Man, it looks just like this but way more clean.

You enter the castle, where you see a bunch of light brown retards with mouths for faces without arms trying to get past a biblically accurate angel (though it seems smaller and without those eye things).

"You can't leave Hell you idiots!" -the angel in question "Huh?" -the retarded things

Eventually, the angel turns around and notices you.

"Wait a...I have to check the dead retards registry..." -the very confused angel in question

After a few moments of reading through a very large book, it shouts,

"You aren't dead! Get the FUCK out of Limbo!" -the very pissed angel in question

It begins to fire a bunch of Olulas at you, while trying to hold the retarded things back, which distracts it plenty.

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