UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/castleveindistraction

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You pull a cheeseburger out of your pockets you don't remember putting there. You toss it in front of you and a massive horde of those retarded things comes flying at it, desperately trying to eat it. The angel then gets more pissed.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU MORTAL! I'M GONNA TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!" -the stupidly pissed off angel

The angel begins throwing Olulas at you at a mildly dangerous rate, though the filth, now uncontrolled, rush at the angel and eat it alive.

"AGYTWHYHGAAAAHMYFUCKINGLEGAUYGFTDSKGYHIHLGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOLYSHITGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCKFUCKAAAAAAA" -the dead angel

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