UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VancouverWA

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You're now in Vancouver, Washington. You take a breather, knowing that you're now on the second to final state to enter Ketchikan. That's right:

WELCOME TO WASHINGTON! (not the city)

I know it's only a five subpage difference, but shut up. The checkpoint code is

111189. 11/11/1889.

Maybe it's because of Vancouver's close proximity to the stadium, or that Vancouver has the exact same name as Vancouver (the one in Canada), but you smell an alarming amount of hosers in this area.

Wait, how did you even get here? You were right next to Seattle! You decide to blame it on Luna, because that's the only sensical reason that teleportation could've happened. Then you realize that you were never next to Seattle, and that you're a dumb idiot.

You may:

Damn, those are a lot of choices.