UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Highway5Wa1

That wasn't a good idea. The guy in the car punched you so hard, you almost asploded. Good fucking job.

Falcon... PAUWNCH!

You may:

• Punch him in the balls
• Speak a French Spell
• Criticize him for using the "FALCON PAUWNCH"
• Summon a grue
• Try to steal his car... again
• Y'know, maybe just run to the gas station. This isn't going well.