UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/LongviewWHAT?

Like, it's fucking hell over in Longview, man.

You wander around the superior (Washington) Vancouver. you make a fool out yourself by asking questions about Longview to random people.

Finally, a friendly-looking (but old as dirt) hippie comes around. You end up smoking a joint with him, because of course you did.

During your batshit hallucinations, you realize that whatever you were smoking can predict the future. And you see it all.

You see…