UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VancouverFerry

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You decide to choose the ferry marked "VANCOUVER." After all, Vancouver is north, and thus, closer to Ketchikan. "Can't go wrong with that." you think.

That is, until you see who's driving the ferry. It is none other than the infamous Grue Fenris2010. The Grue stops steering the ferry and looks at you. It licks its lips. It looks rather hungry actually. It stalks toward you.

Call Fenris2010 a domo-kun.

Drown yourself.

Attempt to reason with the Grue on why it should not eat you.

Eat the Grue.