UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/reasonwithgrue

You give a long list of reasons why the Grue shouldn't eat you. By the end of the list, Fenris2010 looks bored. And still hungry. And a bit meaner too actually. All in all, your reasoning doesn't seem to have done any good.

Pray to Zombiebaron. Maybe your induction into Zombiebaronism did some good after all.

Let yourself be eaten.