UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/Sojourn

It looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?

So there I was

walking in the room in back, doing my ejaculation with the Penguin police and jerking off, right? Like, badass shit.

and this fucking guy

bursts outta nowhere, Knife Guys all over the place, and instead of stabbing for my hands, he makes a straight line to my dick.

so I pulled out my

knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?

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