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Oh boy, you really don't know how these stories go? You don't know the tale of the unfortunate foe who happens to no-clip through a wall goes?

Of course you don't.

So one last time, shall I re-chant this old tale:

“If thy falls into wall,
They shall meet a sad fall,
Then an unfortunate thump
Into a hopeless bump.
Thy shall be trapped,
In the American Brap Trap,
And they shall lay there
Until the rapture.”

~ Ye Olde Tale (circa 1444)

Or, if you really want to be nerdy, have this quote from famous doctor, Doctor Back B. Rooms.

“If you're not careful and you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in.”

“God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you… ”

~ Doctor Back B. Rooms

Well, there's no going back now.


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