UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-12

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You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

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Saltpancrk1a.jpg You go to the SALMON. Little did you know, the suspiciously red-saturated fish was actually a trout. And of course...

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Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. God just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include thinking that the trout was a salmon.



𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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